{"id":90,"date":"2006-10-10T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T21:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carlovfigurines.com\/es\/a-los-profesores-les-gusta-torturar-seguro\/"},"modified":"2021-05-16T15:41:23","modified_gmt":"2021-05-16T13:41:23","slug":"a-los-profesores-les-gusta-torturar-seguro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carlovfigurines.com\/es\/a-los-profesores-les-gusta-torturar-seguro\/","title":{"rendered":"A los profesores les gusta torturar, seguro"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">Por desgracia, no me han comido los profes xD Eso significar\u00eda que no tendr\u00eda que pasarme las ma\u00f1anas muerta de aburrimiento y las tardes estresada porque tengo que llevar al d\u00eda todo lo que damos (que no es poco). 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Nada m\u00e1s llegar, me mira la chica y me pregunta si he desayunado, le respondo que por supuesto, me mira de arriba a abajo y me dice: <span style=\"color:#000066;\">&#8220;tienes que comer m\u00e1s, \u00bfeh?&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#000066;\">&#8211; &#8220;Ya como, y bastante aunque no lo parezca.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"color:#000066;\">&#8211; &#8220;\u00bfCu\u00e1nto pesas?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Esto&#8230; 49 &#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf49????? \u00bfy te han dejado pasar?&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"color:#000066;\">&#8211; &#8220;Claro, pincha, que no me va a pasar nada&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span>La chica se qued\u00f3 un buen rato pensativa y al final accedi\u00f3. 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